Friday, April 27, 2012

Pish.

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Years have passed. All my lovely comments have vanished (damn you haloscan!) All my lovely sidebar links have also vanished (damn you bl...
Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Geocities Epic Fail

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yeah yeah. I know all the pics from my blog have gone. who'd have thought it! Geocities gone! (Yeah i knew the entire world knew and I k...
Friday, October 23, 2009

Hairdresser's Gossip - part 1

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So yes, I'm still alive! I'm no deid yet! As regular readers will know - there is nothing better than a chatty taxi driver to inspi...
Thursday, July 16, 2009

From the Wildes of Garthdee

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So... The boy was making his way through the Wildes of Garthdee the other week and some kid came up to him. The kid couldn't have been 1...
Saturday, April 11, 2009

Flashin' in the Grey Toon

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Of course one of the big Aberdeen Prostitution stories* of the last few months has been Aberdeen City Council's controversial decision t...
Sunday, March 22, 2009

Google Street View

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... and so Google Street View has been launched and the world gasps in wonder and has lots of debates on whether this is a good thing or not...
Wednesday, March 04, 2009

Grey Toon Vigilante

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I forgot to blog about this at the time, but back in December (when, lets face it, I was too busy with Christmas nights out and wondering wh...
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Saturday, February 07, 2009

Hoors Towers Part 2

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So last post, my good friend told you how she'd once been propositioned at 6.45am wearing an ugly hotel uniform on her way from work. (...
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Sunday, February 01, 2009

Not Part of the Job Description...

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A friend of mine worked, for a year or so, at one of The Grey Toon's less salubrious hotels. For the fear of being sued, beaten up or d...
Sunday, January 04, 2009

Happy New Year!

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Just a quick post to wish you all a very Happy New Year and all the best or 2009! A bit late I must admit, but we were all still recovering ...
Sunday, December 28, 2008

Time for A Change

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So yeah. Anyone who has vaguely followed My Neighbours Are Hoors over the past few years or who has even had more than a casual glance, will...
Monday, December 15, 2008

Christmas Close

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It turns out that I have moved into Christmas Close. 1st of December, out came the European lightbulb mountain which was promptly stuck to t...
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Sunday, November 23, 2008

My Neighbours Throw Like Girls

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Aaah! The first snow of winter and doesn't my new neighbourhood look great! It's so clean and quaint looking and there are kids out...
Saturday, October 18, 2008

The Bilin' Lavvie! (and other conspiracy theories)

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So now I've been in the new hoose a few months, I've started to notice odd things about the place. This could be due to sinister th...
Tuesday, September 30, 2008

My Garden!!!

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So one of the best things about my new place (except the absence of women selling themselves for sex in my basement) is the fact I have my o...
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Sunday, July 27, 2008

A Link To The Song...

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After attending the Cullerlie Traditional Singing Weekend the past three days (My Neighbours Were Folkie Folks In Tents), I promised some to...
Sunday, July 13, 2008

Home. Aaaah. Home. Sweet Home.

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So yes. I have been Absent. Not just mentally (that is nothing new) , but from t'internet as a whole. For an awfy long time. And why? ...
Wednesday, April 30, 2008

On Pogo Sticks

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There are many fine things in having a friend live just a few doors up from you. One is borrowing cups of sugar (much easier to go a few do...
Thursday, April 03, 2008

All the world's a stage...

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... Especially for these people who don't realise that light's on and curtains open mean that EVERYONE can see in on dark nights (oc...
Friday, February 22, 2008

A Journey Through HoorVille

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So we went to see Sweeny Todd a couple of weeks ago. I won't fill this post with my amazing guru-like film like criticisms, but will te...
Wednesday, January 23, 2008

I Wrote A Song

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In the style of Father Lionel Fanthorpe... I wrote a song. And here it is, it's called "The My Neighbours Are Hoors Song" It...
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Thursday, January 03, 2008

A Dream...

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Christmas. Ah Christmas. The Festive Season. Yule. The Season of Overindulgence, and in my case... The Ceremonial Eating of Cheese. Sorr...
Saturday, December 29, 2007

Belated Greetings of the Festive Type!

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Just back from Christmas Gallivanting - so a belated Merry Christmas to you all! :)
Monday, November 12, 2007

That Bloody Pissing Tramp

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I've been try to keep my cool over this. The Nice Council Man With The Drainrods was asking me the other week if I'd seen a particul...
Tuesday, October 09, 2007

The Taxi Driver's Tale (another one)

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I really am in two minds whether or not to publish this post. I'm don't mean to get on my high horse and think I'm better than ...
Thursday, September 20, 2007

Boaby Massage - now only 25 quid!

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So there's a Chinese medicine shop at Holburn Junction... I was sitting in traffic the other evening, preparing to run the gauntlet of ...
Saturday, September 01, 2007

Cosy Hoors

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Yeah, I know - I've been awfy quiet of late! Of course with the Hoors gone, there's not that much to write about! (Well there is, bu...
Monday, July 16, 2007

What Could Have Been An Ethical Conundrum

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People have been coming and going from Shetland Girl's flat that is up for sale, you can hear them go up the stairs. The Boy and I were ...
Sunday, July 01, 2007

Flat for sale!

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It's been a good long time since Shetland Girl's little brother's mates (aka Busted) got a bollocking from Shetland Girl for peu...
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Sunday, June 17, 2007

Back in a bit...

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No posts for a couple of weeks as I'm off to swim in the mud at Glastonbury!
Monday, June 11, 2007

Poor Girl!

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I should have posted about this a while ago but never got around to it... I was talking a few weeks back to the young lady who has moved int...
Sunday, June 03, 2007

I know what your cat has been up to

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Ladies and Gentlemen. Sitemeter is a very useful (and free) tool. Never let it be said that I don't give any blogging tools free publi...
Thursday, May 24, 2007

One of those awkward silences

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So me and my mate were out the other night being Ladies Wot Dine at one of the Grey Toon's favourite establishments, Le Ristorante Poshe...
Monday, May 14, 2007

Park Nookie

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As promised in my last post, here is a newspaper report from the time of the couple caught "in flagrante" in a Grey Toon park by a...
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Monday, May 07, 2007

Remember that time there was a naked man in your back garden?

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A friend's dad brought up the subject a couple of weekends ago "Remember that time there was a naked man in your back garden?"...
Monday, April 30, 2007

The Hoor Census

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Which Grey Toonser or ex pat of the Grey Toon can claim they have no knowledge of The 24 Hour Porn And Popper Shop? Yes. I can hear you all...
Monday, April 23, 2007

Grey Toon Hoors !

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It is my great pleasure, to bamf you over to a fellow Grey Toonser's blog where he has achieved something I never had the guts to do. Y...
Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Welcome to the Brothel!

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I can't remember if I ever wrote about this, but we were talking about it in the pub the other night. Once, long ago in the late 90'...
Saturday, April 07, 2007

Hoorspotting

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So yeah. In my last post I told you about the usual game on the way back from the cinema when you drive home through the tolerance zone. (Ho...
Saturday, March 31, 2007

Why street hoors are best working after dark

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When you go to the cinema down at the beach in The Grey Toon, you have a couple of options for best en-route entertainment: 1) Roll down you...
Saturday, March 24, 2007

Where have they gone?

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So here I am, writing this just fresh out of the taxi of the most easily despiseable taxi driver in the whole of the grey toon. Pal. Don...
Sunday, March 18, 2007

Come see this web page!

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Following the appearance of My Neighbours Are Hoors in the Scottish Sun a week or so back, I had the following conversation with a friend th...
Saturday, March 10, 2007

"Cheeky Blog of Girl In Flat"

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Faaame! I came home to many texts and emails on thursday. For this most 'umble blog has been covered in none other than Britain's t...
Tuesday, February 27, 2007

I am evil. I am evil and I will go to hell.

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Well. It had to happen. You all had comments along these lines when I first announced the Hoors had gone... And it finally happened. Soooo...
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Monday, February 19, 2007

"My Neighbours Don't Like Me"

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Hot on the heels of someone googling for "What should I do if I suspect someone is running a brothel?" someone has googled for ...
Thursday, February 08, 2007

Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned

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In the lifetime of this blog, I've really just blogged about incidents and people who have interrupted my life and the private space in ...
Saturday, February 03, 2007

Some Advice on Suspecting Someone Is Running A Brothel

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Oh, and the person who found My Neighbours Are Hoors by googling for "What should I do if I suspect someone is running a brothel?"...
Friday, January 26, 2007

New Neighbours!

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Soooo! The inevitable has happened! The Hoors flat has a new resident! After the tools and camping furniture vanished from the front room a...
Monday, January 15, 2007

Research My Arse

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Don't worry Laydeez and Gennlemun, I have not totally disappeared. Posts will come as and when I find something of interest to say... I...
Sunday, December 24, 2006

Seasons Greetings!

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I'd like to take this opportunity to wish you all a Merry Christmas/Saturnalia/Yule/Holidays - whatever it's called in your part of ...