And on the way back to my flat from the pub, my friends tried to look in to see the aforementioned toiletries to see what had made me look so pale on my entrance to the pub.
But they couldn't see anything.
The windows were steamed up.
Hoors? Yeah... Hoors. Prostitutes, Tarts, Hookers, Ladies of Negotiable Affection, call them what you will. For 8 years or so I lived in granite tenement. My Neighbours Were Hoors. Sadly for us all (!?) the brothel was closed down and I moved out of the area. I never did get around to writing about the court case though...
Saturday, March 12, 2005
Saturday, March 05, 2005
Nosy Neighbour
The nosy neighbour of the title being me.
Well if it's dark outside and the light is on inside (as my often naked neighbour proves) you can see in quite well. And who amongst you could resist a subtle peek?
OK, so passing the hoors window on the way out last night, the hoors had their light on and the curtain was caught on something. So, while I couldn't see into the flat, I could see the contents of the coffee table in front of the window.
One word: Ewwwwwwwwwww!
Very neat hoor this one. Perfectly lined up KY Jelly, Andrex and Baby Wipes.
Well if it's dark outside and the light is on inside (as my often naked neighbour proves) you can see in quite well. And who amongst you could resist a subtle peek?
OK, so passing the hoors window on the way out last night, the hoors had their light on and the curtain was caught on something. So, while I couldn't see into the flat, I could see the contents of the coffee table in front of the window.
One word: Ewwwwwwwwwww!
Very neat hoor this one. Perfectly lined up KY Jelly, Andrex and Baby Wipes.
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