Blearily crawling out of my bed yesterday morning, I made my way to my car. Getting in to it I spotted a laaady. Now. I'm not sure if she is
a) a new madam
b) the maid
c) one of the smacked arse jobs I was talking about earlier
but bloody hell. She has been given a MAKEOVER!!!
As... Suzie Quattro!
(Good pun title suggestions always welcome)