OK so I've not updated for a while. This is partially due to Apathy. (So powerful an influence it gets a capital letter)
However the real reason is this:
Things are suspiciously quiet down there (I mean in the brothel. I'm not about to start bitter posts about my love life ;))
It's not like the good old days when we'd have two hoors having a cat fight in the street!
Or when the madam used to stand on the doorstep looking like an extra from 1960's Coronation Street!
Or when The Dead Man would come and rant to me about "what those WIMMIN have been up to!"
I'm actually starting to wonder if they've been evicted or something... Mail is still arriving for them though, so I guess they are still in existance.
Anyway! To entertain you whilst the hoors are too busy entertaining to be entertaining... I present to you a NEW WRITER to My Neighbours Are Hoors!
Yes... my good friend who has been living over the other side of town for about 6 months has discovered that her neighbours are just as interesting. And, in fact, HER NEIGHBOURS WERE HOORS! Except they've just been EVICTED! For PRRRROSTITUTION! Seeing as how most of you know where The Grey Toon is by now, I have no shame in presenting to you...
The My Neighbours Are Hoors TILLYDRONE CORRESPONDANT.
First post coming soon ;)