A friend has pointed out that Hoors now come in German! :D (Oh go on. Make your own jokes)
German Hoors
Well... Not that many years ago I lived above a brothel in the Grey Toon in Scotland. Out of a confused mixture of irritation and amusement, I started to blog about it.
Tuesday, April 25, 2006
Wednesday, April 19, 2006
Stigma
Some guy that works with us has just returned after a long absence. He joined the usual group for lunch.
To give him credit, he did manage to restrain himself a full 10 minutes before asking "So! Still living above the Hoors?!"
Sob!
To give him credit, he did manage to restrain himself a full 10 minutes before asking "So! Still living above the Hoors?!"
Sob!
Thursday, April 13, 2006
cock.
I come home from a hard night's doing-what-I-do-of-an-evening (keep it clean guys) and try to park somewhere closer to my flat than... say... STONEfeckingHAVEN!!!
Can I?
No.
Why?
Because some fecker has parked his car outside the hoors flat - taking up TWO SPACES!!!
I'm going to go right down there and draw a cock in the frost on his windscreen. With a finger dipped in grease so he'll never get rid of it.
HAH.
Can I?
No.
Why?
Because some fecker has parked his car outside the hoors flat - taking up TWO SPACES!!!
I'm going to go right down there and draw a cock in the frost on his windscreen. With a finger dipped in grease so he'll never get rid of it.
HAH.
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