Hoors? Yeah... Hoors. Prostitutes, Tarts, Hookers, Ladies of Negotiable Affection, call them what you will. For 8 years or so I lived in granite tenement. My Neighbours Were Hoors. Sadly for us all (!?) the brothel was closed down and I moved out of the area. I never did get around to writing about the court case though...

Sunday, October 30, 2005

ok... ok... A translation

"Voulez vous quelque compagnie pendant le soir?"
French: Would you like some company for the evening?
"Putains! Putains ici, pas trop chères! Venez ici pour des putains!"
French: Prostitutes! Prostitutes here, very cheap! Come here for the prostitutes!"

"Fraulein Jasmine ist ausserst freundlich!"
German: Miss Jasmine is very friendly!

"Potrebbe forse una puttana per stasera?"
Italian: Would you perchance like a prostitute for this evening?

"Moecha Putida!"
Latin: Dirty Slut

"Pijpen, neuken, 50 euro..."
Dutch: Blowjob, fuck, 50 euros!

Consider yourselves EDUCATED!

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