To keep topical, I really should have written this post on Sunday when Scotland's ban on smoking in public places began. But sorry. I was busy.
For those of you unaware, as of Sunday March 26th, smoking is now banned in enclosed spaces such as workplaces, pubs, clubs, restaurants, shopping centres and social clubs.
The boy and I skipped back from the pub on sunday, stench free and clear of lung.
Workplaces and social clubs, eh?
I wonder if the smoking ban includes brothels?
The Hoors flat has more than three walls. Does this mean that the punter will be charged an extra 50 quid if he is found smoking there? Will the hoor herself be charged an on the spot fine of 200 quid for not stopping him?
Will punters be forced to stand outside in their kecks for their post-coital fag?
 Note for Americans. Fag means cigarette in Scotland. Don't get confused.
Hoors? Yeah... Hoors. Prostitutes, Tarts, Hookers, Ladies of Negotiable Affection, call them what you will. For 8 years or so I lived in granite tenement. My Neighbours Were Hoors. Sadly for us all (!?) the brothel was closed down and I moved out of the area. I never did get around to writing about the court case though...