I'm off on holiday, but I'll leave you with this...
There was a lot of banging going on at the weekend.
Stop that. Clear your filthy minds out this moment!
The hoors were finally getting a new front door. It is a rather pleasant green and has some nice Victorian-style panelling. It looks like it could withstand a few good kickings.
Our hoors may now sleep safely at night.
Assuming they’re not doing the night shift that is.